Jeb Bush, the fixer. He promised his brother a win, and he stopped at nothing to deliver!

James A. Baker, III, the hatchet man. Thawed out on November 8, 2000, he was to savage any justice who dared to disagree with him, and boy was he good!

Katherine Harris, Jeb's kept woman and Florida's LAST Secretary of State. Yes she did what her governor commanded, going above and beyond the call of duty more times than we care to imagine...

The old grey man. One arrhythmic heartbeat away...

William H. Rehnquist ran out the clock, then ruled that there wasn't enough time.

"Anthony" Scalia the justice President Moron most admires

Sandra Day O'Connor all state's rights except for the right to vote!

Anthony M. Kennedy took it upon himself to stop the recount

Clarence Thomas owed President Moron's dad a favor

Trent Lott, in an effort to promote compassionate conservatism and bipartisanship, has compared homosexuality to kleptomania and stated that "maybe lightning will strike" before Hillary Clinton can claim her seat.