PresidentMoron.com

TERRIFIC WEBSITE!!!!!!
I am surprised that "DICK&DORK" haven't shut it down,after all, girlie man Bush doesn't like criticism. He gave us a "tax break" and will stick it to us for years to come. Cannot believe morons out there actually consider $300.. a lot of money. They deserve to follow the Texas idiot savant to Armageddon. bets are on as to when he gets us into WWlll. I say within his first year of his presidential theft. Need to blow out Harris the hatchet, and bufoon Jeb next year. Rush stated that the DEMS 'stole" the Senate. Of course, only lobotomized GOPS listen to the limpball pied piper of the sneaky Bush family Ever notice, Rush has a lisp and GW is tonguetied., just proves all the republicans are miscreants. NRA trailer trash think BUSH is doing a great job.
RXSALES01 7/26/01

Don't give them any ideas.

Bush - the national joke
Bush should go out on tour with Chris Rock! Face it, we've hit an all time presidential low. He's going to make the next Democratic president look soooo good. Keep it up Bush baby...you're on the way of keeping that Texas streak of one term presidents alive! P.S. Love your site...don't go changing. Eric
elensing 7/26/01

It would be even more funny if it weren't so true.

Love your site.
I thought I was one of the few who noticed the difference in Presidents. Since I live in Flori-duh I can also appreciate what Katherine Harris and little brother Bush are doing for our alleged state. Thanks for telling it like it is. Blase
BlasenSaddles 7/18/01

Flori-duh!

Confusing Europeans
Today Bush is on his way to Europe. Nowadays, most European politicians can understand rudimentary conversational English, which is utterly useless to comprehend Bushism! Next time could you please, vote for someone who can speak English in an intelligible manner? Thanx and keep up the good work!
stephanemartinez 7/18/01

Unfortunately, we did vote for someone else, but our government was overthrown.

He's getting subliminable messages from the IRA
Glad someone out there's holding this useless son of a cheap spineless hack's feet to the fire! It hurts to think that everyone else in the world thinks that our President is the political version of Jethro Clampett. Oh, well! Let him keep hoisting himself with his own petard. In a way, Bush is living proof of how we let things get away with us. Everyone will see just the kind of group of people the Republiclowns really are... -George Sakalo
RYNNANDGEORGE 7/15/01

Subliminable indeed

Jenna's revenge
How nice that Dubya went golfing today with his good old rich family in Maine. That was the same great recreational fun he opted to do instead of being bedside the day Jenna had her emergency appendix removal a few months ago. No wonder she is hitting the bars. Linda Baker
CHOYAWON 7/9/01

Like father, like ddaughter(s)
I see that the MORONS daughters are following in his footsteps as far as drinking goes. I just hope that they can stay sober long enough to learn to read and write--their daddy sure didn't!
hoogie24 7/8/01

At least to read the charges and write the checks for the fines...

first draft of acceptance speach
Loved your site. The top-secret first-draft of the acceptance speech is f***ing HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work..... You are doing a great service, and should be up for the Congressional medal of honor..... Peter Williams
peter 7/4/01

We will begin holding our breath... Now!

Thank YOU!
Thank you for providing this site. I love every bit. It lets me know i am not alone, on an island of moron worshiping Idiots. Less than 1300 days left! Horray! Cypher2
kafka234 7/3/01

Hooray as well!

"Vacant" Lott
Gentlemen: FYI: It's the Honorable Senator Trent "Vacant" Lott. Rah-Rah simply does not do his mindless dribble justice. Keep up the good work
greggweb 7/1/01

We'll take that under advisement, but he was a cheerleader in college.

Kudos
Wow! You just made my day. What a great site. I used to get my dose of Bushnews via gwbush.com, but this site is way cooler. If the moron wasn't named Bush he wpuldn't have been taken seriously as a candidate for mayor of Erie, Pa. Keep on rockin' in the free world. Pat Mowrey
bacm 6/24/01

What did Erie ever do to deserve a candidate like him?

Morons of America
Thanks for holding up guys. So many people in this nation are brain-dead and mindless, willing to follow the big man in charge from good 'ol Texas like sheep to the slaughter. Considering that Bush has turned Texas into a cess pool of racially motivated crime, illiteracy, under-education, Capital punishment to those who cannot even go to the bathroom without help and not to mention the state of the environment in Texas. More proof that the majority of ignorant Americans would rather put a a moron oil-tycoon who is sure to sell out the entire country for profit in office, as long as he wears that nice big Texas belt buckle. Personally, I compare Bush to Hank Hill. Although slightly less articulate. Bush has reheated the Cold War by attempting to restart a "Star Wars-esque" missle defense plan and nulling nuclear weapons treaties. Bush will be the end of us all. Continue keeping it real, and getting the word out.
uranium_pants 6/19/01

Excellent Site
I'm glad to see someone else good and sarcastically pissed off at this toe-headed ignoramous squatting in our White House. Thank you for the play-by-play that is always informative and amusing. The public may be blind, stupid, and forgiving, but history is not. Thanks for being real.
holdencaulfield 6/14/01

Great Site...
Wow, I really enjoyed reading through your site ... I am kind of shocked by the response you are getting from the conservatives, They are really ticked off at the fact that their President elect is being treated the same way that they treated Bill Clinton for the last 8 years... Once again they prove that they can dish it out but not take it.. Thanks for a great site........ J.L.
C4miles2 6/12/01

can't speak english
It's not that Bush stumbles in his pronunciation, it's that he doesn't even understand simple words like "treaty" or "preserve".
Bob 6/8/01

Spot on!

morons of the world untie!
Uh. Unite. Just finished reading your site, and your long list of moron-lovers. Gotta love'em. My guess is that "Charley" on the "moron feedback" side is really Charlton Heston. I'm not a liberal, I'm not a conservative. I'm one of those so-called fence sitters - a moderate. A little more pragmatic than a liberal and a tad less "fundamentalist on steroids" than a conservative.
mtcdoug 7/20/01

Moses or the guy in Planet of the Apes...

I like the truth or ones perception of it
It doesn't matter who it is. This is hell here. Timothy Mcveigh is in Shangrila. And I would never pay to see the execution of anyone. If someone hurt someone I cared about. And I thought they should die. I'd do it myself.I don't know where these people get millions of dollars from to BUY the RIGHT? thing. Like I said this is hell. Keep up the good work. Whether its a joke or not. EYES WIDE OPEN!
Silverzpiece 6/14/01

Can you rephrase that in the form of a question?

(no subject)
the morons are you all why don't you deal in fact instead of being led like ignorant fools by idiot sleazeballs such as tom daschle and al the lie gore
toma 7/23/01

It's all true.

(no subject)
Your're the moron! President Bush has more smarts than you could ever hope for! If you want to rant and rave about a moron, how about the idiot of the century who just left office. He has to be, without a doubt, the biggest laughing stock this country has ever seen. Talk about morons. I did not have sex with that woman! Oh yeah right, tell me another one! That dumb ass even steals White House furniture. Duh, I thought it was mine to take! Then he and his stupid ass staff, actually trash the White House before leaving! Well, what do you expect from Trailer Trash!
Twntots 7/19/01

Gee, perhaps wer're!

respect
Obviously you don't respect yourself or others and I am sorry that you are so insecure and immature that you have to start a website like this. I didn't like Clinton but he was still our President, so I respected him, just as everyone else should do for Bush, regardless of if you like him or not.
Mjwkd 7/17/01

We respectfully disagree.

Mean spirit
Hey Assholes, these are the best of times!! Get over it. Republicans Rule!!!! Mean spirited Democrates suck the bib wiggie. BUSH IN 2004!!!!!!!
SOS4US 6/25/01

Class warfare, a new arms race, a slowing economy, increasing unemployment, a crashing stock market, soaring energy prices, and a wholesale assault on The Constitution are not mean spirited?

Born-Again Believer
Well, thank you for showing how ungracefully you liberals accept defeat. Get over it! God Bless America and God Bless Pres. George W. Bush! Better to have a praying man in the Oval Office instead of an adulterer. Mrs. Pam Lamker Bush for President 2004!
GodsLam4VR 6/18/01

We couldn't agree more, although the jury is still out on President MORON's own intoxicated sexual escapades, and recommend repeating this mantra at least 10 times daily:

"I would choose a coked-up, dope smoking, alcoholic, inside trading, lying, born-again because its politically expedient, murderer without a clue, silver spoon fed corporate party boy MORON over oral sex any day of the week!"

(no subject)
go to hell
BIGDOGPOWER2001 6/17/01

OK

heat
having problems with the truth? Get this president BUSH will win the second time get used to it FOOL!!! The bigest morons are the Clintons (KLINTONS) john l. fiorell
spooky2626 6/17/01

At least we'll have something to do...

funny
Yeah, it's certainly funny that you call our President a moron. You people should feel real proud. If you couldn't pick up the sarcasm, I'm sorry! Speaking of morons, why don't you look at the people that agree with you. They can't even spell laughing, and when they ask a question they use a period. Who's the moron?
jconkel 6/17/01

President MORON is the moron.

morons everywhere
At least he is sending me a check. Your idiot would never have done that.
JUSME7141 6/17/01

We don't have any idiots.

morons
The true Morons seem to be those who have lost an ELECTION and cannot accept DEFEAT!!!! An IDIOT knows no difference,and cannot accept reality, thats is Why U---R the President of the Morons. Ignorance has no boundaries nor does excellence, yet excellence can see what Morons will never comprehend. DO --U-- UNDERSTAND? This is to the MORONS who believe that Civil Rights are more important than Civil Liberties. I would much rather have the civil Liberties to say i am a FREE man than to speak out against the rights that are unjustly deserved. (Overcrowded Prisons, No jelly on My peanut butter sandwiches, the electric chair is too HOT ,put a bag of ice under thier BUTT) Go back and take a look at History and you will find we are the most lenient in the ages. As far as MORONS go , None better than our predecessor. Sell the greatest nation on Earth to CHINA for a Vote!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA
JoinerJrG 6/16/01

There's that China thing again, now that we have been sold, could you pass the soy sauce?

Soreloserman
Too f***ing bad your pimp canditate lacked the competence to steal an election properly. Learning to run a campaign from him is like taking driving lessons from Fat Face Kennedy. I feel great knowing that socialist turds like you are reduced to crying on the internet because your dialectical materialist progam is stalled. Next time try selling our Nuclear Weapon Secrets for a higher price to Red China. At the very least it will give you Dems more party money on the next lost election.
Rusald 6/12/01

This sounds pretty sore for a "winner..."

Dear Moron
Get a life. The man has been in office only a few months ... say, you must have been one of the ones under the podium during the Clinton Presidencey. What a loser...
MYPLANET 6/11/01

Well, to quote the newest member of the "Presidencey":

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything. If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything.
-Candidate MORON - Austin-American Statesman, November 2, 2000

giving to the wealthy
Just wanted to kindly inform you that Bush is not giving to the wealthy. My husband and I work hard to support our family and this money will really come in handy. We are by all means not wealty and live from pay check to pay check. Since you are so against this, why don't you urge your readers to not accept this money?
Coopjc2 6/10/01

We at PresidentMORON.com fully support true tax relief which eliminates the marriage penalty and lowers rates for those in the middle and lower tax brackets who really need it, which this INSANE tax gift for the friends of MORON does not. Instead of urging readers to return the money, we recommend folks like yourself take your check down to your local bank, cash it in, and buy a clue!

Don't you have anything better to do.
Having voted just about dem/repub equally, all my life, I must attribute my change to vote strictly Republican to efforts such as yours. Thank you for clarifying for me the basic difference in dems and repubs. Such a shame you have nothing better to do than to demoralize anything with a political label on it, therefore proliferating the divisiveness, not to mention the ignorance, of those of your ilk. Such patriots you are....NOT!!!!
Jusme2932 6/8/01

Wow, we had no idea we were proliferating the divisiveness, not to mention the ignorance, of those of our ilk. Thanks for enlightening us and we'll try harder to be "uniters" like the Banana Republicans.

morons
This is the most childish site that I've ever encountered. Please, take a moment, and perhaps discover the REAL MORON. YOU. And, please emigrate to KUBER (Spelling intentional, just sound it out. Go ahead you can do it. Try real hard). They practice socialism to the max there. You'll love it there. Everything is controlled; everyone is equal - poor that is; except the pigs in charge. Those that remain will be richer for it. And, by the way, have a grey socialist day!!!!!!
RHBarsotti 6/8/01

Yet another reader who confuses liberalism with socialism. Apparently, only conservatives are allowed to exist in a perfect world. We feel compelled to warn you that you have been brainwashed and we strongly recommend that you report to a deprogramming center at once!

Ha Ha Ha!!!
Loved your site!!! What wonderful Tongue-in-cheek satire.. :) I bet a lot of the stupid bed-wetting liberals who read this think you're serious.. :) hahaha, I guess the joke's on them... keep up the good work!!
Your republican "Brother", Charley 5/17/01

Uh... Hmmm.

your web site
Well i did manage to hold my cookies down as i scanned through your trash you call a website.Unfortunately a friend of mine emailed the trash to me.Obviously your one of those liberal boneheads with cranial rectal inversion,which is very much normal for you people. It's really too bad you have no life since your comrade in thief has left the White House, Mr communist himself,Clinton,and beer keg legs Billowry Clinton.Life sucks for you now. It must be really hard on you liberals to actually have a person in the White House that has morals and no venereal disease,that cares about his job and the people he serves, instead of being self serving like your treasonous president was.Why don't you do the real American people a favor,go get a whole bunch of your comrades together and have a flag burning day,but instead of burning the flag...Torch yourselves,but make sure you do it in an area that won't hurt the enviroment,like...say...Cuba. A Proud Republican Me
TardsMom - 4/30/01

We finally have a message from a "Real American!" We'll get right on that burning thing...

Consider the Sources (of Criticism)
The tone of your website content is assuredly juvenile. Do the collective ages of your fine staff equal the president's IQ?
I notice you had the item about Jenna Bush's recent "arrest" and a remark about no one being killed. Killed is what you get when riding in the car of the senior senator from Chappaquidick.
What, no great new arsenic jokes?
Mcandlstik - 4/30/01

Well, the sum of our ages is somewhere in the mid eighties. We can only pray that his "two-digit-IQ" is higher than that...
As for the Jenna Bush story, We hope you know that Laura ran a stop sign and KILLED someone two days after her seventeenth birthday! But like all good rich kids, she was able to have the charges swept under the rug, and that "tragic" part of her life was glossed over. We expect lying from conservatives, but we have every right to point out the lies, and we will continue to do so.
Arsenic was addressed in March, you can refer to the March News Archives

To the As Holes of the World
If you dip shits are going to write things, at least get your facts right
DONinMT - 4/29/01

We have checked every fact in this letter, and it turns out we are neither "As Holes" nor "dip shits."

You are the morons...
You are the morons... You are despicable, and I hope you reap what you sow!
Deejroz - 4/29/01

Boy, you got us there, that is an irrefutable agument!

Dumb & Dumber
Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush. Gotta love it! And lastly whos the biggest moron? The moron or the moron who follows him around writting about him???
Yan61398 - 4/25/01

Perhaps it's the moron who misspelled "writing." But we'll keep writting if you'll keep reeding...