This web site is for sale. After talking down the economy and forcing a
recession, we have been forced to shut down our Internet operations. Of
course, we here in the White House would caution against the purchase of this
or any other website for that matter because the Internet will no longer be
needed once retroactive tax relief for the wealthy is enacted.
We don't care about you, or your problems anyway. Please continue to contribute large
sums of money to the Republican Party. Everyone else will be
summarily disenfranchised as soon as possible.
Please direct all inquiries to: MoralBankruptcy@whitehouse.gov